Look out, people, Jack's got a brand new camera.  No one is safe.  Unless they're in the crapper or something, 'cause, euw.

This is for me.  Mine.  Not yours.  All for me.  Neener neener.  Unfortunately he wouldn't let me put any of the really good pictures where somebody else might see them.  Guess he's not as proud of his butt as I am.

I don't know how we did it, but before we left the Edge of Heaven we got Marty's ass in a saddle.  He did alright.  I figure it's either  in the family genes or Harley, here was too nervous to dump him.  

Reggie hates having her picture taken, so getting this was kind of like trying to get a clear shot of Bigfoot.  I love Reggie.  She's the sister I always wanted, which is a little weird because she's married to the father I always wanted.  I needed help being messed up, guys.  Really.  Thanks.      

This is Garvin.  Garvin is very serious.  He doesn't drink, he doesn't smoke and he doesn't curse.  He's a real sweetheart but he's so damn tense.  I think it's what makes his hair stand up.   

Fenster took us out to dinner at the only bar-b-que place on Terra-luna.  He gets really smiley when he's had too many beers.  Of course, those were just to drown out the highly incendiary effects of "Toxic Waste Extract" hot sauce.  Yum.

This is Herry.  He drives the boat.  He also has the biggest porn
collection I've ever seen.  Most guys goof off and try to look like they're working hard.  Herry, he does a good job and still manages to look like he's goofing off.

Aaron James.  The guys all call him Snowball.  Yes, this is the right picture.  This guy is huge.  No, I'm serious.  Huge.  I stood behind him and the whole room disappeared.    

This is Wilco and "Thataway" Kelly after a visit to the Cowgirl Room at Madame Needa's Pleasure Palace.  Why are these men smiling?  There's a bucking bronco joke here, somewhere, but I'm not gonna look for it.

Leland Mercer.  They used to call him The Invisible Man because he could pretty much disappear while you were looking straight at him.  They weren't kidding, either.  He's so damn sneaky I took this just to prove he could actually be caught on film.

My man Ty Solomon.  He doesn't say much but whoa, brother when he does you'd better freaking listen.  He and Marty learned how to kick the crap out of people together at Fort Benchley, a place that's famous for turning out the scariest mothers in the history of putting boot to ass.

More later.